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Saturday, February 2, 2008
Here's some jokes for you! Enjoy! (:
1) A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump, when the station cuts to a commercial.
Brunette: I bet you $20 he’s going to jump.Blonde: OK.
(Back to newscast : He jumped!)Blonde: OK. I lost. Here’s my $20 to you.Brunette: No, that was too easy. I can’t take it.Blonde: I insist. I lost.
Brunette: I have a confession to make. I saw the same thing on the6:00pm news and I knew he jumped. So it wasn’t really a good bet.
Blonde: I know. I saw the same newscast at 6 too. But I didn’t think he would be stupid enough to jump TWICE!.
2) At a press conference the Brunettes announce they are going to make a trip to the Moon. The Redheads speak up “That’s been done before, we’re going to go to Mars”. The Blondes speak up “That’s nothing, we’re going to be the first people to go to the Sun”. One of the reporters says “Don’t you idiots know that you’ll burn up?” The Blondes say “NO WE WON’T; WE’RE GOING TO GO AT NIGHT!”
3) The blonde reported for her University final examination whichconsists of “yes/no” type questions.
She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the questionpaper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes herpurse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and markingthe answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half anhour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating itout.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing thecoin, swearing and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
“I finished the exam in half and hour. But, she says, I amrechecking my answers!”
posted by Lumpy @ 10:36 PM
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